I've been a hard caver for manys the year,
And I've spend all my money on caving and beer,
And now I'm returning with bruises galore,
Sure I never will play the hard caver no more.
CHORUS:
And its no nay never,
No nay never no more,
Will I play the hard caver,
No never no more.
We decided one morning to bottom Car Pot,
And at once half the members were off like a shot,
We took a poor novice through babtistry crawls,
If the bastard gets out kick him right in the balls.
CHORUS:
I took from my pocket two gelegnite sticks,
Saying Babtistry crawl I will fix in two ticks,
I let off the charge with a fucking great bang,
And I found myself back on the surface again.
CHORUS:
I'll go down to Mendip and Swildons at last,
And I'll end all my caving in one mighty blast,
I'll do the Blue Pencil and swim through to five,
And I hope that I'll come out of Swildons alive.
CHORUS:
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